Are You Drowning in a Sea of Housework?

I am!

Oh am I!

But, not for long!

With Halloween just ending and November beginning like a lion, let’s work together to get ready for the holidays!

My house is in total disarray, as is most of my life right now. This isn’t about me, though. It’s about us coming together here on the inter-web to share our failures, our successes and everything in between.

For the month of November, I’ll be writing a series of housekeeping posts to share our journey, inspire my readers and hopefully exchange tips and tricks with all of you out there in cyberspace.

We’ll call this new series Homemaking Madness and to kick things off I’m sharing my speed cleaning strategy with you.

I shared a meme on Facebook yesterday that couldn’t be more true for me as I’m sure many of you (whether you admit it or not)

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…and it’s true.

I’ve written of this before in (how to keep house with a million mess makers)

Why do we strenuously try to attain a clean home only when company’s coming?

Why aren’t WE good enough to just have a nice, tidy, neat, clean home to live in?

 

Well, it is what it is.

Before we can achieve the great pleasure of just having a clean home (maybe from a magical fairy) let’s straighten up like company is coming!

 

Do you dread certain areas? maybe the laundry, or cleaning the bathroom? Have you read home-cleaning books or blogs where they tell you to do certain areas of the home first… blah blah blah!

 

I’m not going to do that. I’m going to tell you the best way to clean the house is to just do it! (my husband tells me this) But it just doesn’t work!

I get sidetracked reorganizing a closet, or deep-cleaning a corner for an hour…this does not get us ready for company.

 

My most productive house cleaning endeavors usually involve some great tunes and a game. A game? a game!

First, assess the situation, either physically or mentally. Knowing what needs to be done and prioritizing is a key to being successful in a speed cleaning session.

In my home, it’s not so much dirt as is it is stuff, mess, clutter, crap etc.

So, usually I have to go to each room and get rid of the crap before I can do anything else.

 

But, in my home, there is so much crap in every room, I never know where to begin and just don’t do any of it. I get defeated before I begin, so I brake it down to simple zones and make a game of it. Want to play?

Sample list of zones:

  1. Kitchen
  2. Laundry
  3. Bathroom
  4. Family Room
  5. Living & Dining Rooms
  6. Hallway
  7. Kid’s Bedrooms
  8. Master Bedroom

Put the rooms/zones in a hat, pick one and spend no more than 30 minutes in that zone just doing what needs to be done. The key here is only spending the 15 or 30 minutes needed in each space. Doing only what needs to be done on the surface.

Set the timer on your stove, phone or alarm clock and when time’s up, pick a new zone and keep going until all the areas have been attended.

Please customize this game to your home size and needs. If each room only needs 10 minutes of attention for presentable display, don’t start ripping down curtains, please.

A speed clean around the house is for looks, not white gloves. Now, I’m not saying to shove the dirty dishes in the oven, here, people, let’s be reasonable. The object is to get the counters de-cluttered and floor clear of the obstacle course.

Keep the momentum going but give yourself some grace. If you need a break or a rest, take it, but not more than ten minutes (set the timer).

Before you know it, you’ve spent an hour or two and can see progress!

Follow me for more posts in this series and I hope you’ve had fun speed-cleaning!

 

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Please don’t be shy, I want to hear from you! Comment on this post and share your tips, tricks, struggles and success!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I have a medical condition…

I’ve been debating sharing this illness with anyone for a while now but I think it’s time. I can’t hide it any longer.

 

I have self diagnosed it to be “blogger’s guilt.”

 

Okay, I made it up entirely but it is weighing heavily on my heart.

 

Maybe my condition is a slight case of ADD, procrastination, overwhelmed-mom syndrome… I’m not sure yet.

Either way, I am apologizing (once again) for neglecting my blog. I set out 3 years ago to share our home, life and adventures and, personally, I’ve let myself down.

Well, today is a new day my friends! Today is the day I tell you about our home, life and adventures… for now.

Our home: It’s a mess!

~Halloween was yesterday! We are still recuperating from the festivities.

~My dining room table looks like a laundromat threw up all over it and into surrounding baskets.Not for any other reason than I. HATE. LAUNDRY.

~We’ve packed our pantry and kitchen cupboards to the point of becoming a “counter-keeping family” (another phrase I’ve just coined-right now) where we don’t have enough closet space, so, our cereal boxes and extra juice bottles are sitting on the counter.

~Our yard can now be classified as a leaf-covered meadow for frolicking fawn, which is nice; but my kids are not going out there to acquire tick born illnesses and get bitten by snakes.

~Cabin fever is beginning to set in from lack of outdoor play time.

~Baby girl #6 is awake more during the day and due to her cute and happiness factors, I will just eat her up instead of getting any work done.

~If you didn’t know, I have an etsy shop! I’m not a huge success but at night, when the kids are in bed, I’m in my workshop doing my thing.

~Another thing, if you didn’t know, we home-school. Although, this year has been extremely lax, I’m getting down to the wire and after submitting my paperwork for this session (since my Juniper turned 8 this year, it’s time to report to the state) we need to keep track and stay on task for 180 days!

~Again, if you didn’t know, I’ve been working on writing a book. (about homeschooling, actually it’s about deciding whether or not to home-school) It’s been taking me forever because of my other disorder: perfectionism. {I had to swallow my hesitation and just get it published!}

 

So if all that wasn’t enough, add in regular life things, like grocery shopping, changing diapers and scrolling my facebook feed ( all things imperative to living) my bitty, baby blog has taken more than the back burner…she’s fallen off the stove. So much so, google adwords canceled my account (not that $1.94 is a lot to lose :/ ) Now, I’ll have to gain readership and activity, then reapply in the hope of creating any kind of income here.

 

Otherwise, you all can head over to my etsy shop and buy one of my signs πŸ™‚

 

Or, sign up to receive emails and head over to Amazon and grab a copy of my new book… Deciding to Homeschool: A Guide for Parents on the Fence